Welcome To My Blog

I’m a little late to the whole blog game. But I figured, hey, it’s 2006, so I should definitely get on this.

What’s that? 2016?

Well this is embarrassing.

I really don’t have a good reason for not making a website earlier. I guess I just didn’t have that much to say. I’ll pause now for the people who know me to stop laughing. But seriously, the longer I waited, the more it became a question of why. It’s not like there’s this vacant space on the internet that’s dying for me to fill it. And while I have lots of things to say, none of them seem particularly important when weighed against the balance of what’s going on in the world.

And then I wrote a book, and got an agent, and so I figured I might want some place to talk about that. It’s about a future army on the other side of the galaxy, with intrigue and explosions and stuff. So that was another reason to start this.

Because I’m 100% sure that the world needs another website by an unpublished author. More on books and things at another time.

So what am I here to do? If you’re looking for a serious take on life, you’re probably in the wrong place. You’re more likely to find random thoughts that strike me. Those thoughts will usually be ridiculous. A few months back, I was writing a piece of short fiction that involved an ex-con stealing a time machine in the future, and recording the exploits on his I-Phone 77. At the time, I thought, wow, if only I had a blog to post this on. If I did, then people would know to do better background checks on their janitors if they work in secret time-machine building laboratories.

So that’s my audience. If you secretly build time-machines, you’re going to want to sign up for my newsletter. You don’t want to miss out on important hiring tips.

I suppose the rest of you can hang around, too, if you want. You’ll probably get updates on books I’m working on, and things like Goat on a chairthat. Or pictures of animals standing on unusual objects. Look. A goat on a chair. I don’t know why the goat was on a chair. We pulled over to the side of the road in Ireland, and there it was. What other animals on what other objects, you ask? Well, I guess you’ll just have to subscribe to my website and find out. See what I did there? That’s what we authors call a cliffhanger. That’s a free tip.

Stay tuned in the near future for information about my participation as a mentor in Pitchwars, as well as some other random stuff that I probably haven’t thought of yet. Thanks for stopping by!



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I am a Soldier and a Science Fiction writer. Usually I write about Soldiers. Go figure. I'm represented by Lisa Rodgers of JABberwocky Literary Agency. If you love my blog and want to turn it into a blockbuster movie featuring Chris Hemsworth as me, you should definitely contact her.

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